As I previously stated in the most recent State of the Blog, instead of just leaving you dry when I take a few leaves during the summer, I will be providing you with a few choice blogs culled by me from the archives, a couple of choice links to videos and other interesting bloggers, as well as some rare content never before seen on VAF89(past message board postings, Myspace blogs, etc).
Best of VAF89 originals:
It came from Myspace!...http://vaf89.blogspot.com/2007/05/52907-it-came-from-myspace.html
With the upcoming launch of the new iPhone, I feel the need to break out my take on it all...http://vaf89.blogspot.com/2007/04/4307-phuck-i-phone.html
The greatest idea ever!...http://vaf89.blogspot.com/2007/04/43007-hockey-monkey.html
With Barack Obama gaining in the polls, it's high time to bust out my take on a possible black president...http://vaf89.blogspot.com/2007/03/31407-if-we-had-black-president.html
Best of interviews:
With the release of comedian Patton Oswalt's new animated movie "Ratatouille", I feel like knocking him down a peg by hilighting the shitty interview he gave me a few months ago. Enjoy!...http://vaf89.blogspot.com/2007/05/this-weeks-guest-patton-oswalt.html
Now enjoy an actual GOOD interview. It's my triumphant triple interview with Paul Scheer, Rob Huebel, and Aziz Ansari of "Human Giant"...http://vaf89.blogspot.com/2007/04/this-weeks-guests-paul-scheer-rob.html
Best of videos:
Fitzy at the NFL draft...http://vaf89.blogspot.com/2007/05/52807-memorial-day-special-fitzy-goes.html
The world's shittiest mixtape...http://vaf89.blogspot.com/2007/04/41007-worlds-shittiest-mixtape.html
Human Giant skits(as voted on by the readers)...http://vaf89.blogspot.com/2007/05/51807-top-4-human-giant-skits-as-voted.html
Best of other blogs:
www.townienews.com -Fitzy's website
kissmesuzy.blogspot.com -Kissing Suzy Kolber(comedy/sports blog)
www.azizisbored.com -Aziz Ansari
www.dominickgatto.com -Dominick Gatto
*NEW* Rare content:
POSTED AS AN OPEN RESPONSE AS TO WHY I WRITE A BLOG[FROM MYSPACE]...
Many have asked why I write a blog in the first place. Is it to talk world politics? Maybe to spout out topical information relevant to our everyday life? WRONG! My plan is really just to throw as much shit at the wall and see what sticks. And so far my entire wall smells like midget excrement, so it must be working.
Many people write blogs for various reasons. Some for the dispatching of personal information, others to get across their political and/or social agendas, and then there are those who write simply because they have nothing better to do. These people are usually the ones who make the best blogs. Why? Because their whole life is filled with observations(humorous or otherwise) because instead of going out and enjoying life, these people have opted to observe and report via their blog about how stupid other people’s lives are. Meanwhile, they never look in the mirror at themselves to find that they are the REAL losers in this situation.
People write blogs because people are very opinionated, and without the ability to freely express ourselves, we would all end up on top of a watchtower picking off college students with a shotgun. I hate it when dickheads like Joe Lieberman try to restrict our first amendment rights to free speech. Our forefathers didn’t escape British rule and wipe out most of the Native American population so that assholes like Joe Lieberman can tell us what to say. Fuck Joe Lieberman! Fuck him and his futile presidential campaign! If guys like Joe Lieberman and Al Gore ran this country, we would have no video games, movie industry, primetime television, music, radio personalities…etc. But what we would have is censorship, more bleeps then the emergency alert system, no controversial anything, and political correctness up the ass!
So the next time you see a guy about to kill a large group of people with an automatic weapon, ask yourself: is this guy trying to find a way to vent over a bad break-up? Or is he just pissed off that his blogger account was destroyed by hackers?
Best of VAF89 originals:
It came from Myspace!...http://vaf89.blogspot.com/2007/05/52907-it-came-from-myspace.html
With the upcoming launch of the new iPhone, I feel the need to break out my take on it all...http://vaf89.blogspot.com/2007/04/4307-phuck-i-phone.html
The greatest idea ever!...http://vaf89.blogspot.com/2007/04/43007-hockey-monkey.html
With Barack Obama gaining in the polls, it's high time to bust out my take on a possible black president...http://vaf89.blogspot.com/2007/03/31407-if-we-had-black-president.html
Best of interviews:
With the release of comedian Patton Oswalt's new animated movie "Ratatouille", I feel like knocking him down a peg by hilighting the shitty interview he gave me a few months ago. Enjoy!...http://vaf89.blogspot.com/2007/05/this-weeks-guest-patton-oswalt.html
Now enjoy an actual GOOD interview. It's my triumphant triple interview with Paul Scheer, Rob Huebel, and Aziz Ansari of "Human Giant"...http://vaf89.blogspot.com/2007/04/this-weeks-guests-paul-scheer-rob.html
Best of videos:
Fitzy at the NFL draft...http://vaf89.blogspot.com/2007/05/52807-memorial-day-special-fitzy-goes.html
The world's shittiest mixtape...http://vaf89.blogspot.com/2007/04/41007-worlds-shittiest-mixtape.html
Human Giant skits(as voted on by the readers)...http://vaf89.blogspot.com/2007/05/51807-top-4-human-giant-skits-as-voted.html
Best of other blogs:
www.townienews.com -Fitzy's website
kissmesuzy.blogspot.com -Kissing Suzy Kolber(comedy/sports blog)
www.azizisbored.com -Aziz Ansari
www.dominickgatto.com -Dominick Gatto
*NEW* Rare content:
POSTED AS AN OPEN RESPONSE AS TO WHY I WRITE A BLOG[FROM MYSPACE]...
Many have asked why I write a blog in the first place. Is it to talk world politics? Maybe to spout out topical information relevant to our everyday life? WRONG! My plan is really just to throw as much shit at the wall and see what sticks. And so far my entire wall smells like midget excrement, so it must be working.
Many people write blogs for various reasons. Some for the dispatching of personal information, others to get across their political and/or social agendas, and then there are those who write simply because they have nothing better to do. These people are usually the ones who make the best blogs. Why? Because their whole life is filled with observations(humorous or otherwise) because instead of going out and enjoying life, these people have opted to observe and report via their blog about how stupid other people’s lives are. Meanwhile, they never look in the mirror at themselves to find that they are the REAL losers in this situation.
People write blogs because people are very opinionated, and without the ability to freely express ourselves, we would all end up on top of a watchtower picking off college students with a shotgun. I hate it when dickheads like Joe Lieberman try to restrict our first amendment rights to free speech. Our forefathers didn’t escape British rule and wipe out most of the Native American population so that assholes like Joe Lieberman can tell us what to say. Fuck Joe Lieberman! Fuck him and his futile presidential campaign! If guys like Joe Lieberman and Al Gore ran this country, we would have no video games, movie industry, primetime television, music, radio personalities…etc. But what we would have is censorship, more bleeps then the emergency alert system, no controversial anything, and political correctness up the ass!
So the next time you see a guy about to kill a large group of people with an automatic weapon, ask yourself: is this guy trying to find a way to vent over a bad break-up? Or is he just pissed off that his blogger account was destroyed by hackers?
